Good Morning

Most mornings by the time I get to work I'm so exhausted that I just want to put my head down on my desk and cry. 
3:00 AM  Wake up to Warren crying; feed him, change him, get him back to sleep
3:30 AM  Crawl back into bed
4:00 AM  Still trying to fall asleep... did Warren just make a noise?  Check on baby.
5:45 AM  Mike's alarm goes off... I can't be bothered now, I'm finally sleeping
6:30 AM  Wake up to the sound of Mike burping a crying baby in the nursery
6:45 AM  Better get my butt out of bed
6:50 AM  Tending to W, who is anxious to see me
7:00 AM  Giving W some naked time to clear up his mild diaper rash (this ointment stinks by the way, literally, like cod liver oil... probably going in the trash later)
7:10 AM  Better get myself ready for work
7:45 AM  I should have left 5 minutes ago, but still have to make "breakfast" (protein shake)
7:50 AM  5 blocks from the house and gas light just came on... can't stop now
7:55 AM  Drop Warren off at daycare
8:00 AM  On my way to the office at last
8:15 AM  At my desk; I need some coffee!  Surprise... break room coffee pot is empty

See what I mean?  TGIF!